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Senior texting

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    Senior texting

    I know we have some older-ish members, this may help if you get a text from them.


    ATD -at the doctor.

    BFF -best friend fell.

    BTW -bring the wheelchair.

    BYOT -bring your own teeth.

    FWIW -forgot where I was.

    GGPBL -gotta go, pacemaker battery low.

    GHA -got heartburn again.

    IMHO -is my hearing aid on?

    LMDO -laughing my dentures out.

    OMMR -on my massage recliner.

    ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can't get up.

    TTYL -talk to you louder!

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    "My God, you're gonna have to cool me down, give me an ice block to shove in my pants or something".
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    Re: Senior texting

    Quote Originally Posted by greenmonster View Post
    I know we have some older-ish members, this may help if you get a text from them.
    GOML:



    .....Get off My Lawn


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    ...I have your pants!!!

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    Re: Senior texting

    ATGATTS - All the grandmas at the thrift store

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    -Pete
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    New tennis balls on my zimmer frame, stylin for ATGATTS.

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    NTOOV

    Not tonight, out of Viagra.

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